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f'real

How one drive-thru attendant beholden to slinging refrozen sludge quenches his lustful longing for the taste of a real milkshake with the help of a stranger, a convenience store and a freshly blended f'real milkshake.

It takes 60 seconds for convenience store-goers to blend a delicious f’real milkshake in a machine. We worked with legendary cartoonist John K to use this time to introduce them to the other milkshake flavors while they waited. Customers used their time to accuse us of promoting cannibalism, murder, vehicular manslaughter and suicide. Crying children were reported along with a 59% sales lift.